Thursday, January 13, 2011

i think i found a way

to lose weight faster. i snort ritalin. it makes me so hyper, and i think i am actually overdosing right now, but i lose two pounds, and thats fully clothed and with wet hair.

the story is: i was at a friends, partying it up all night (i played hookie today because i am so fucking hungover) and after we got drunk she asked if i wanted some more xanax, i said "hell fuckin yeah." but to my disapointment, she told me she may get some tomorrow. well...i asked her if she had anything different. because xaney bars make me sad and sleepy. she said "yeah, i got some uppers." so i take three, crush two up, and put the third in my pocket. then we stayed up all night watching M*A*S*H. when i finally rolled in at 7:16 this morning (my mom said i could stay home. damn i love that woman) and i remembered i had the third pill. i wanted to be safe and look up the side effects, and the signs of overdose, and i have a lot of the side effects right now like loss of appitiete!! i weigh 118.8. and im going to snort the other one soon enough and clean the fucking house, so i dont get in any trouble. hey, im not saying drugs are good to turn to (we all know i have shitty ideas) but hey, it is workin pretty well for me. its because ritalin is a form of speed. and speed makes you really really really hyper. and when your hyper you burn more calories. now, Ritalin is PRESCRIBED for ADD and ADHD, but when abused it is a serious upper. its like, one of the best drugs ive ever taken. i fucking love it. its like candy to me. but im not snorting the third until at least 11:00.

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